Thursday, May 5, 2011

!! HACK ATTACK !!

If you're just joining us here is the link to the thread with which the following pertains to:
http://apps.facebook.com/airline_manager/show_post.php?topicid=15700


Yet another faceless victim of an account hacker...really? that's the best excuse for being a "keyboard retard"  you can come up with? Why would anyone care enough about you and your public internet image to spend the 5 minutes it takes to hack a facebook account? Hmm I know i use this phrase a lot but it seems to be applicable to nearly every single half witted twit that's allowed un-monitored internet access...oh the phrase? "delusions of grandeur"  This egg head pretender may actually believe that he's worth ruining...and to take it a step further actually believes that the "internet reputation" one builds is actually worth something...fuck you no it's not. No one in your reality cares what others online think of you...it's not on any school entrance questionnaire, it's not on your next final exam...it's not going to be asked of you during the interview of your first second or 37th job interview...it doesn't matter. You should have really put that "big brain" of yours to work and thought of a better more plausible reason that you decided to spill your life all over the web, that isn't the way you garnish positive attention...it is however an awesome way of making a complete and total fool fo yourself.

Another amusing act on your part...is that you sent a private message to Chad (pang) and while i'm not able to know at what time you sent it...it at least after my first post...and probably after my second.

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In the above screenshot is your exact message to pangloss...in that message note where you claim you hadn't been on facebook or AM since 8pm the previous day...which according to the timeline means your account was hacked sometime after 8pm on the 4th (3rd for me) the hacker then waited about 10 hours to then make their way to the am forums and start spewing a load of hilarious nonsense?...and then 6 hours later you some how managed to "re hack" your own account and send Chad a message that your account was hacked? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? you expect everyone including myself to honestly believe that you allowed your account to be hacked (i thought you were smarter than that) and then you're smart enough to hack back your own account? sorry sport you're not that good...you couldn't hack your way out of a cafeteria serving penne ala arabiatta with a titanium tray (don't strain yourself kid you're not supposed to grasp that one)

First of all people who hack accounts do it for the glory of announcing the defeat of the one that was hacked...it's very public and it's very obvious...targets of account hacks are rarely if ever able to get their accounts back usually those accounts are locked and banned. AM accounts worth hacking...none, however if you were to make a list of the most likely targets...authority figures are always the first on the list...at least they would be for me.
so first would be the account "developer"
then "administrator"
then the board mods

then you've got to categorize the seasoned players...which that would be an order of preference decided by the one doing the...wait...i should clarify something accounts aren't HACKED that's a misnomer...accounts are cracked by crackers...not hackers. but that's another subject

anyway point being...you would NEVER appear on any list of any cracker at all unless that cracker happens to be a girlfriend/ex girlfriend and even still like i said you wouldn't get your account back.

moving on further down the message you talk about how you have 3 misspellings and yada yada and how this and that isn't true and how this game doesn't prepare you for the business world...but what i found most annoying

was this quote from you

"P.S. tell BFA I like his approach, maybe i should change the name to eMolution..."

you like my approach? well consider this shit on final...i don't care that you like anything about me or otherwise...your approval and agreement with how i do anything is completely and totally irrelevant...you're a piss poor bitch ass bastard...and it's obvious the only male influence you've ever had in your life is limited to that of your mother's "female friend" It's quite clear that early in your life journey when you came to that proverbial "fork in the road" you chose the "psycopath" which makes you crazy...your actions make you stupid and as clearly evident in your response to the amount of focus that you've been given while on my stage...you're INCAPABLE of dealing with the stresses of reality and you shrink away inside and re-imagine yourself as someone different...you have no actual problems in your REAL life...and out of sheer boredom you decide to imagine you have actual hardship...however the depth of life experience can be measured in millimeters so you're not equipped to understand how those issues you pretend to have should actually impact you. so you fake it...much like the babysitter does everytime you two "cuddle" after your bath.

I caution you to quit the game or at least posting on the boards...though I emplore you to stay...i've been bored for so long and i just know that if you stick around i could easily have a week of fun. But you wont none of you ever have the stamina to last...dellu did...but he and his friends died in the lunchroom slaughter in the summer of 2010...but you won't stay...right now it's may and if you make it to july i'd be so surprised, filled with joy and oh so happy.

I'm curious emo gamer, at what point did you realize you fucked up and decided to stage your own account being cracked? I assume that you realized your error...because you were quite active on your thread until i gave you my "10 cents" (my 2 cents was free) you made just one more post and then nothing...guess your account was cracked again...are you famous in real life? I don't think justin bieber's facebook has been stolen this much...you must be zuckerberg's bastard child...which would explain quite a bit.

Thank you all for reading...i do hope you had as much fun reading as i did writing...but as i always say "when the momentum stops it's time to click "post" " (ok i don't always say that...but i have said it at least once before just then)


Black Flight
That Guy

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Take Note...and Take Notice

Did I Quit?...the game...in a word: Yes. For reasons that don't matter. The boards are an entirely different subject. To all of the punk/pussy fucking cunt/whore bitch/bastards who the incessant need to continually post the stupid ass attention-seeking bullshit. I will oblige you, remember:
I do this all for the sport only, you see...

it's fun for me you'll never "throw" me or dissuade me from this course so blow me At the top: it's lonely.
So who better to leave your jaws on the floor with no remorse, to leave you with no recourse. To have you scream at your screen until you're hoarse, or so the story goes and i won't stop the saga not even Obi can stop this force, and you've got little choice as i remain the most controversial voice this place has ever known, and i'm not quite finished...in fact I haven't even started, everyone should probably quit reading right now, as it's only going to get better/worse as i continue.

Into the fray, I go, armed with a saw blade and lunch tray, with a handful of garbage bags for the mess to be made. Evil? I see, hear, and speak it. fuck that other weak shit. as the saying goes hoes "put all your eggs in the same basket" because you CAN count every motherfucking egg before it hatches. Why do i do this? Stop asking me what the fuck for. Half you people are honest admitting you want more, the rest all seem to think I'm the problem...get a clue i'm not done...this isn't over.

The hypocrites treat me like "i killed kenny"
Not to worry i can do this all day "gas in the tank?" "yep! still plenty"
It should be clear there are no morals instilled in me
Remorse? I really don't feel any
I know a few don't like me...let's be honest it's probably a few too many. So if I seem a little mean to you, this isn't even close you've never even seen the truth. Don't believe me? did you want graphic? OK we can take the scenic route.

Go find this:
http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/12/1201_giftguide_toys/image/louisville-slugger-bat.jpg

Install several (read "many") of these in random and various places:
http://www.screw-manufacturer.com/picture/wood-screws/brass-wood-screw.jpg

Coat and cover in this:
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_vc8R7MvK7Ak/S4m3S7wpEyI/AAAAAAAAEa4/lBv9ZdXCoRk/gorilla%20glue.jpg

then roll it in these:
http://ipreferparis.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b0bd69e2010536f55558970c-800wi

when it dries completely wrap in this:
http://www.queenofdiy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/plant-hanger-cloth-strips-01.jpg

then soak in this for 12 hours:
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4258/375442-gas_can.med_large.jpg

get one of these:
http://tonyaleigh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/789308_matchstick_lighter.jpg

Ignite what you've created and continually and repeatedly insert and remove in rapid succession into the anus of your target. Point made? Or feel free to simply grab a tray and hack at the neck with the thin bit.

Some say I'm sick...I don't care...i just realized i'm talking to no one because there isn't anyone there. I've got so many punchlines it doesn't even seem fair. Please someone test me consider it a dare.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

You Have Options

So cargo launched yesterday...for some...today for others...and from now on a few more....why not all at once? Simple...the new game addition isn't "free" Not that I take any credit for the "price" or even the idea of charging pax points...but I did suggest it last year, back when cargo was a myth. I even suggested it be at a "10 dollar" price point...which coincidentally is how much 2k pax points costs (unless you're a moron and became am trusted...who's laughing now you fucksticks?)

The boards have erupted with the tears and screams of...about 8 people who "despise" and "hate" this option...fuck you...you don't like it...no one's forcing you to play, you're more than welcome to quit you freeloading fucks. Not everything needs to be spoon-fed to that lazy fuck hole under your nose...you want it...you'll get it at some point, but if you want it now you'll fucking pony up the money to BUY it. People who PURCHASE things are much more appreciative than if it's just handed to them. Everyone that complains and moans and whines about the "price" is a fucking ungrateful bitch that feels an update is OWED to them...FUCK YOU no one owes you a thing least of all some guy half way around the world (depending on your geographical location...hell he could be your god damned neighbor) who stays locked away from sunlight for 23.5 hours a day, chained to his fucking computer just so you people will stop bitching? he's a nicer guy than i because i'd have said "pay up or fuck off" months ago. The fucking nerve and audacity it takes to sit in front of your computer and demand change and results is laughable. So save yourself the stress and aggravation and just quit...you're actually costing money continuing to play...so in a sense you're being paid to play. How fucked up is that? no you're not receiving a check, however you're being saved the charge of playing.

Many questions surround the cargo operation..."is it worth it?" being the number one. There isn't really an answer to that. It's subjective to each individuals perception. If you think it is...then it is...if you think it isn't then it's not...and if you don't know...continue thinking about it until you decide.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Vent...The Re-Up

It just isn't ever e-fucking-nough is it? 800 thread pages and if the duplicates were removed the amount that remained would be so small and insignificant we would have to fire 2 of the mods.

What the fuck is wrong with...wait don't bother I already know the answer. These fucking people are lazy...who you ask? The new ass lazy cocksucking cunts that only know how to ramble and babble in the "new topic field" but have no fucking clue about the news section the front page overview that shows the CURRENT FUCKING FUEL PRICE...along with other pertinent game stats like...their transaction history. Here's a clue skippy as a rule the RED BARS AND NUMBERS ARE BAD for your stock...the GREEN BARS AND NUMBERS ARE GOOD for your stock...the exception the purchase of a fucking plane...it needs to be another fucking color or it should be recoded to show as green as it helps you...but i vote another color...orange maybe yeah orange will work...i don't think i'd mind seeing questions about the "orange numbers" especially if it were to be clearly explained in the news section prior to it's implementation...obviously i'm just kidding...as there are no stupid questions...only stupid people.

All this talk of cargo...well "whoop di do" finally the questions and topics will switch from the theme of "when" to the theme of "how" and then of course the logical transition to "why" followed closely by the bitching and moaning of all the short comings that the new feature is perceived to have. I'm waiting for someone from UPfuckingS to say "hey this isn't how it works...it's supposed to be" To that person or group of people "FUCK YOU everyone that is aware of how things actually work in the world of transportation and logistics already knows...and those that are not aware honestly do not fucking care....shutup no they don't...no matter what you think or how you think you're right...you aren't."

More aircraft...REALLY? do we really need more? as best i can tell we need 10 more...9 to finish off page 14 and one to create a new page...which i vote should be coded to say "page 16" just so people will continue to ask the fucking questions about page 15. But that's just the "motherfucker" in me voicing his opinion...the rest of me thinks the pages should be cut to 3...one page of turbo props 1 page of regional jets and 1 page of large aircraft/cargo aircraft...and that's it...3 "the magic number" other than the "museum airlines" no one owns more than about 10 different models and that's just because they want a "country sampler" (something i learned about here in the southern US it's a little bit of many things) of aircraft that ultimately do absolutely no good whatsoever. All of these whackjobs crying about how some mid ranged aircraft isn't present because of how "crucial" it was to the aviation industry back in whatever fucking decade they believe was a pivotal point in time...honestly if it can't make more...be faster...carry more...go further...than aircraft already REPRESENTED then why fucking bother? are you really going to cheat yourself out of what amounts to MORE MONEY because you want to see a LIST of the same aircraft that are all represented by the same photograph? yes we all know the wright flyer played a huge role in the history of flight...but is it necessary to have the option of making a fleet of them? I'm sure at least one "dellu" will think so...dumbass

Thursday, February 3, 2011

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That about sums it up wouldn't you say? I mean really it's been a bloody fucking MONTH since there has been anything to post about...I was going to do a whole big write up about...fuck i can't even remember their name...isn't that fucking sad? I mean no one is memorable anymore. Those that were once the minority are now the majority...and i'm not talking about the fuckstick retards...i'm referring to the regulars...well the regulars that are left.

why is it that the now mass majority of people on the forum pretend to be so well versed in this game? I've noticed that there aren't as many stupid fucking questions as there are stupid fucking answers


i don't remember any of the people that are giving these answers but they are certainly "golden swan" material and could easily be mistaken for some of his blood relatives. All of these self professed experts on the "ins and outs" of the game

What kind of fucking bullshit is that? There are so many possible facets to this game to research discuss debate and explore that not even the developer has considered every possible side...and yet here we have these numbnutted fucking douchebags giving their "10 cents of input" in the name of assistance? REALLY? these delusional motherfuckers are actually fooling themselves into believing they understand this game enough to explain it to someone else? Good fucking luck pal...i've been at this game for quite awhile now and i still have more questions than answers. (yes even before my stock when fucking south for the second time...no word on that either)
Why does everyone have to be the genius? why is it that every single fucking player in this game that's on this forum have to be an expert? is there really such a thing? sure the common questions and such are easy to answer...wait hold on...let me rephrase that...the common questions SHOULD be easy to answer for most anyone with an IQ in the double digits.

My question is...where in the fucking hell are all the stupid pricks? Are they in hibernation? did they see their shadow and go back into their hole for another 6 weeks i mean what the fuck it's been a month!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

The Show Must Go On

Cause some things just never change It's better when they stay the same and Although the whole AM world knows my name So on this new year they came to play this game It shouldn't be difficult to explain
Just how easy it is to play, I hate the fame but love the game, cold as ice I remain. All the critics do is complain, so Fuck em' all, tell'em all eat shit, here we go again.


Evening all...i know i know i usually make my updates in the morning (my time...i know it may or may not be evening where you are so please substitute with an applicable word)

It has been over 24 hours since yuvi proclaimed that "it" "wasn't over" now using context clues i have managed to discover that the "it" to which he was referring was *this* between he and i...proclamations like that are rarely made...however ironically they are in actuality an announcement that it is indeed over...as they have nothing else to say at that time...so they feel the need to "bait" the opponent into believing that at some point in the future that "it" will continue...ah well...what little hope i had...has faded and i have come to the realization that yuvi will not make a "second attempt" in fact i have it on good authority that little yuvi was in the chat room last night spilling out apologies like a drunk on a unicycle...and as heart warming as that spectacle may have been...apologies by proxy are not acceptable. i have decided that the show must go on...after all this is a show...it's entertainment...and needing a "live target" has never been a requirement before....why should now be any different...so I've compiled a list of a few quotes that yuvi has made on the forums to which i will base tonight's entry on...i am also including the links to those threads in case you'd like to see to what he was responding and the responses he may have received...enjoy (please know that while i may have responded to some of these on the forums i felt it necessary to revisit them and devote an actual unbridled reply)

http://apps.facebook.com/airline_manager/show_post.php?topicid=13175

yuvi said:  BFA, shut it. If people are voicing out their opinions, you do not say anything to them unless you disagree or agree to them. It's like there's no democracy in this game and matt is apparently crushing it.

Well looky at you...the little one is shaking his finger and giving me a few entries from his "do not do" list. Look sport...i know you think you're all "high and mighty" on your "moral high horse" but the truth is...you're just "high" on various household cleaning products...there is no way you're shutting me up...i'm just voicing my opinion...and while you say i can't say anything unless i disagree or agree with them (makes no FUCKING sense by the way) I can choose to respond without taking a position on either side. and to say there is no democracy in this game...you're abso-fucking-lutely right you dumb shit...there never was...it was omitted by design...there is ANARCHY....and there is MONARCHY (anarchy on the forum and monarchy in the game) the two exist separately and yet are dependent on each other. You are so very gullible to actually believe that democracy even exists in the REAL world...it doesn't

in the same thread yuri went on to say this

@ALA, the original topics that i posted on were what plane to buy, etc. for newbies who needed alot of help. PLUS I POSTED THE LINK. Why is BFA and all of you "picking" on me for goodness sake. I mean all I did was post it to the newbie and BFA had to butt in. I'm pissed and this is not over. And to be honest, he's raging on everyone. He's the most arrogant gamer I've met. Buying pax points and stuff does not make him good. He's just spending his mom's money on a game that he started on the first day of the release to get an A380 like a loser that he is. And I'm the scapegoat. Why am I the target of everyone. If you see all the posts, he's raged on newbies, gave sarcastic answers and insulted people like me. To stop this arguement, I'm willing to say sorry but, first I want an answer why everyone is so scared of him, backing him and making me the scapegoat

you asked a question here that i feel you actually deserve an answer to...you asked why i am picking on you...you make it easier with each of your thoughtless postings...in fact it's TOO easy...is there a difficulty setting that can be changed...perhaps you have a friend of which you believe to be of some measurable intelligence that may take up an identical or similar position on the boards? It would be nice to have someone capable of standing on their own for a LENGTHY if not PERMANENT period of time...perhaps you have an older sibling...no no not your 9year old sister...(girls at that age are rather scary).

I mentioned it before...but still...you claim that "all you did" was post a link for the newbie...listen bitch...you ARE a newbie...that group you attempt to separate yourself from you're in it...why? simple...stop and look at your progress...does your stock value have a value greater than 1000...greater than 500....greater than 100....greater than 90 80 70? no? well good god man...perhaps you should learn to play a bit better...the only thing more pathetic than you is the guy that---no...you're still more pathetic. Not that it's possible to actually WIN this game...there is no "last level" there isn't a "boss fight" there isn't an ending...by design (like all facebook games) they are designed to NEVER END...why? so you keep coming back...it's a fucking business model (no not the naked kind in the magazines your mother reads)

You go on to talk about how i "rage" on everyone...no not everyone...just every imbecile that makes use of a keyboard...ok ok not EVERY single one...but i do my fair share of "forum hunting" (after all "dumb hunting" is a year around season) and i do try to maximize my time on the forums doing as such. You then title me as "the most arrogant gamer you've ever met" listen fuckstick...we've never met...and the only reason you know my fucking name is because we're on a social networking site and it's displayed for the WORLD to see...so con-grat-u-fucking-lations you now know something that anyone else with an internet connection is capable of knowing. WHOOP-DI-FUCKING-DOO

By the way...how is it you believe i bought pax points? because i have 2 business jets? because i have a moderate amount of a380s? because i have a bank balance of over 1 trillion? because i have a stock value of over 17k? yeah ok i bought pax points...think of it as my way of paying for YOUR game...oh and here's another fun fact about my account...i still have another 8200...and while my mother didn't buy a single point for me (having to explain to my mother what the fuck a pax point is...why i want it...and why at my age i'm incapable of doing it on my own...is not a discussion i wish to have...i assure you should i choose to do this...my mother would then call my wife and have her smack me twice) i know that she'd buy me a few thousand points...what can i say i know she loves me...would your momma do the same? doubtful i suppose that my having a mother who would and you having one that wont should cause me to have some kind of pity for you....i don't...wait lemme check...............nope no pity all out of it...hadn't stocked it since '88 not a big demand for pity around here...doesn't do much any good.

and no you aren't the scapegoat...you're the jackass bitch boy

oh and in that last little blip...you wanted to know why people are scared of me? can you name one person (other than yourself obviously) that is SCARED of me? do i haunt you? do terrifying thoughts creep into that feeble mind of yours at the very mention of my name? WOW you're more stupid than i imagined (not that i actually imagined you being stupid...i don't need an imagination to do that...but the level of stupidity that exists is profound)
oh and to dangle an apology only on the demand of receiving a "why for" explanation...you've got your balls tangled up (assuming they dropped of course...and if you don't know what that means...we really need to have a talk about your schooling) you are not going to present an ultimatum especially to ME...because it's "fuck you" time...in fact i think i need to elaborate.

You feel like you wanna hit something, your fist clenches, your pissed I can tell You just wanna make your point without hearing any shit. You're bout to get your shit pushed in, and I'm just inches away so wouldn't you say I'm splitting your shit wide open, that no stitches could save  So die with your eyes open, you hope this isn't the way You end up going out, I know I sure wish this wasn't the way, but I guess it just is I'm afraid.
Chainsaws, razors, trays, scissors and blades make Jason and Freddy say "isn't this great" On-lookers participate in this ass-kicking debate. They're starting to take place in multiple threads Little did you know there'd be an all-out brawl and it can get more violent than Christmas Eve at the mall. Emergency personnel rush to the murder scene, but it's too late because, It's absolute pandemonium, whisked away In a ambulance is your fate, nothing nobody could have told you when you logged into facebook today coulda made you anticipate Such an ass whooping, okay, so you get mad when I comeback and attack you...bitch you attacked me first so shut the fuck up and take it like a man.

but what really took things to a whole new level (lower not higher...this motherfucker is completely void of class)

http://apps.facebook.com/airline_manager/show_post.php?topicid=13130

when yuvidev said
to be honest, black flight is a raging faggot who is seriously in need to socialize with people? Did some kid in school give you a wedgie? Did they slap your face left and right? Seriously? YOU'RE A FREAKING FAGGOT. I built my company with the help of the community and I'm helping them also, do well in this game. Just because you played this game before we did or used paypal to buy pax does not make you good, in fact, it makes you a bigger loser. Anyways, I love this community and I'd love to help them. YOU'RE JUST A FREAKING PROUD AND ARROGANT person. Let the others enjoy the benefit. Plus the website also states other things and a full guide ALONG WITH THE EXCEL FILE. And which generation are you living in? If you open it in a new tab you can open it with google spreadsheet and your last sentence just made fun of the whole community.

(I'd just like to make one thing perfectly clear...the following may contain references that may commonly be associated with homosexuals...if you take offense to this...FUCK YOU i'm not talking to you...you should highly consider NOT reading the following...the following is not my personal stance on homosexuality (be it men with men or women with women...i draw the line at beast/human if you want my personal view) I'm merely returning the notion that was given to me...consider this yet another warning within a warning...don't get pissy and if you're wearing panties...take them the fuck off i don't want you getting them in a bunch...ok? good.)


So now i'm a faggot? REALLY? hmm perhaps i should inform the wife that a fucking cocksucker from the interwebz has outted me as a fag. What gender someone prefers to fuck has zero to do with anything other than that actual topic...so whether youre a fag or lez a hermaph or a trans-a-vest if you wear pants or a dress I couldn't care less...am i a homophobic...no i'm hetero-phobic and these are motherfucking balls you need to let go of 'em..so relax yuvidev while i do like gay men...i don't fuck them. The fact that you had nothing more original (and consequently nothing more insulting to everyone ELSE) shows that you were "singing your swan song" (no pun intended on your twinky bitch-ass friend)
You built your company with the help of the community? NAME ONE FUCKING PLAYER that helped you that has a stock value greater than YOURS...I'm not going to wait for a list...I'd never get this entry finished if i did. your company is a fucking joke...you suck...whatever it was you were doing before you started playing go back to doing...i'm sure you did it a whole lot better than this...you followed the advice from an out of date 3rd party blog thinking it was "the secret to your success" you've yet to succeed sport...i'd say you're quite the douche but i really don't feel like explaining to you what that is. You go on to say how you're helping the community...again could you please show me where the FUCK this community is that you're helping...because the forum of the game has only been privy to the textual excrement that you've been dumping all over the different threads...excrement...fancy word for SHIT...you know the substance for which you are full of? well nearly full of i suppose there's enough room inside you for a bit more as you're not old enough to even DRIVE yet...and i'd hate to think for one fucking nano-second that you've peaked at age 9.
You're right i am a proud and arrogant person...proud i'm not a fucking retard who feels the need to explain to the INTERNET WORLD how to open up a fucking excel file in explicit detail...did you just discover google docs and think about how cool it is that you can open up nearly anything from ANYWHERE? Oh and that blog's guide...isn't even a full guide...but you wouldn't know that because you've yet to finish the last few steps.


Yuvi goes on to say in the same thread
 people, people, people, he's a freaking brat and has no life. He doesn't want to help or give back to the community but just wants to rage on people. Dont believe me? Look at this and other posts he's been involved in, he's just raged on everyone. This faggot is uncaring and is inhuman. PLUS, im sharing the link straight away so keep your email address with yourselves. So much for networking. This idiot just had to spoil everything. Anyways, i shared the link. Check it out. Plus, IN NO WAY DID I CLAIM THAT I WAS THE AUTHOR TO THAT.
I'm sure you'll love it. Just take a look at it. ;)


before i was arrogant...then i was a raging faggot...your follow up to that was a freaking brat? oh wait or were you pacing yourself with all that i am? could be i guess i mean it is entirely possible for a freaking arrogant proud raging faggot brat to exist....that's quite a title if i were to put that on my business card i'd need to use 2 plus the back...along with an explanation of how this title was bestowed upon me by a nincompoop (see i can use just one word)  You go on to say that I have no life and that i don't want to give back to the community? C'mon how fucked up are you? (don't answer dumbass i don't expect you to have an even estimated percentage) First and foremost i'd prefer the community to not be confused by the ramblings of a total idiot who is incapable of authoring their own assistance but rather to simply make use of "copy and paste"...consequently though nearly a year ago i too wrote a little diddy...and it got stickied...and for whatever reason people still read it...and still use it...because it's still works (oh wait i guess that's the fucking reason isn't it sport...it still fucking works) now while it isn't the only way to play...the way that you're advertising is certainly an inferior and less effective way of play so much so that it's possible one could fail should they NOT follow that guide exactly. Oh and being sure that others will love it...considering they have nothing from you to merit that statement on...is quite a stretch....for you to endorse anything unknown to others means NOTHING...it doesn't matter if YOU like it...if people don't like you (and by and large they fucking dont) why would they like anything you do? Now some people don't like me either...but people like having someone not to like...others however love me...and me...i don't fucking give a shit love me or hate me i'm gonna be me..."haters gonna hate" isn't that how that goes? so go ahead and do your thing...and i'll do mine and in a week let's see who's still doing it?


and the remaining blurbs from the forums



omg. there's really no point arguing. He's a faggot and that's true cause he's raging on people like a retard for no reason. Secondly, go ahead, call me what you want. Helping is just something that doesn't exist in the 21st century.

Plus, now what happened to the airline investing thing huh?

I never said "GUYS FOLLOW ME AND INVEST IN MY COMPANY AND I'LL GIVE THIS EXCEL SHEET THAT WILL MAKE YOU A BILLIONAIRE IN ONE DAY"

Dude. keep quiet and stop defending your leader, please.
And why would you call me the N word again? I can literally sue you for this.


there's no point in arguing...you've got that right...there never was sadly it took you quite a bit to see the obvious.
the fact that you define faggots because i rage on people like a retard for no reason?

ok listen up sport...first there is a reason for everything because you have no idea how to identify a motive for even the simplest of actions does not mean that the rest of us are incapable of doing so (thankfully) and you're right there is no helping you you're not only helpless but hopeless and it's the 21st century...with all the advancements in behavioral and medical science you would think they'd have created a pill to fix you by now.


as for you saying that you didn't say to use that excel sheet and you'll be a billionaire one day...you're right you didn't say that...follow my guide to completion and you'll be a trillionaire...like me...if you don't want to that's up to you...but if you do...then the work has been done for you...which after all isn't that what most people want when they hop on the forum...post a question wait for a response...they don't want to figure it out for themselves they want to be spoon fed...my guide takes it just a step further and says "hey you hungry? do this...and keep doing it until you've had enough" you fuck...you're pathetic

Oh and you can't sue anyone for shit you fucking dumbfuck...first of all you're not black...so calling YOU a niggar would only offend those that ARE (by the way...no offense to those that may be reading this...i don't like using that word and it's not part of my vocabulary...however referring to it as "the n word" is just as offensive because everyone already knows what you mean and to me...there are so many words that start with N...i figure i shouldn't leave anything to assumption)

there is no way for you to prove without a doubt who said what...further international law does not protect people from verbal slander across INTERNATIONAL LINES YOU FUCKING MORON...you're THERE and i'm HERE...where are you going to take me to court? your place? you going to have your government extradite me? for "crimes against an internet citizen in the 2nd degree" you must be joking...surely you see just how stupid you are to say "i could sue you" which translates to...i won't because i have no idea how...but if i knew how and it were possible i could do it...even then you'd have to PAY to do so...in which case i'd love to see how mommy would think of you spending your milk money to hire a fucking attorney to sue the guy that called you a name ON A FUCKING FACEBOOK APPLICATION FORUM. if you're looking for attention on a global scale...this is not the way to do it.

anyway i just have one question for you

"Do I make you ANGRY baby?...Do I? Do I make you AAAANGRY baby?....YEAAAAAH!"

Happy Year! (the newness has worn off)

the morning of day 5...and what to my wondering eyes did appear? but a whole drivel of shit from two funny bitches.

I had thought my "number 1 toy" was going to be "dellu 2" but no Golden Swan has proven himself incapable of lasting...sad i had high hopes for him...but the surprise the shock the amazement of the underdog in this rat race...yuvidev...yuvidev is proving to be QUITE the bit of entertainment...i feel energized from his vigor...it's amazing just what the "young fighting spirit" can do...it's infectious...hopefully he has the staying power to match his potential intensity...as he may yet be even MORE fun than he has been so far.

Without a doubt the idiot of the year for 2010 was dellu...yuvidev is well on his way to securing the title for '11

i do plan to make the most of his presence while he's still around...so no tray...no chainsaw...just a spoon

stay tuned to the boards and here...more than likely i can see the majority of my thoughts will be here...on a sidenote...i'd like to thank Santa for my new toy...it's exactly what i asked for.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Lock and Load

'Tis the season of giving...and the boards have been no exception. I must have been good this year because the forums have added a few new people...and while they are equally deserve focus...for now I'd like to focus on just one...the golden goos--er bird...oh swan...whatever.

I've recently learned that GSA has been reading the boards for...almost a week...now at first I was rather impressed with that...but then I considered the source...and I'm now less than thrilled. Mainly it hinges on his definition of "almost" for me almost means more than 75% his percentage could quite possibly be far less...hell it could be just 2 days worth of reading...no not 2 full days...not even a combined amount equal to 24 hours...if his reading time is more than 4 hours worth I'd be shocked...i mean honestly...the forums are fun but it's not a book i'd read (no pictures) So anyway this GSA character wants to give the impression that he's now an expert on all things pertaining to the forum...and he's learned that people like to insult others for no apparent reason...his words not mine...i do however commend his use of the word "apparent". I briefly touched on this thought he had on the forums...and now like then...what really irritates me is that after all of his "reading" he still has no idea why some people have an issue with others that post stupid shit...personally i'm prejudice against "stupid" i have absolutely no tolerance for it...I have it listed as a "known allergy" in my medical records. In fact, if there isn't a bumper sticker that reads "stupid kills" consider that for your next million dollar idea. I hate stupid...but what's worse...is people who defend the stupid (although i could go off on a political rant...i will resist) GSA do you have the "hero's disease" ya know...the uncontrollable drive to put yourself between an idiot and a speeding train...the unexplainable urge to take a bullet for a moron? (family excluded even i'd take a flesh wound for a stupid cousin) Please don't misunderstand me...I'm enjoying your infestation on the boards...keep it up and you could actually make "the list" not many do...but you'd think with the amount of attempts so many make that making "the list" was a "good" thing...well "good" is relative...what's good for the goose is good for the gand--swan right? right.

I wonder with all of this "in depth reading" that GSA has managed to do...why is it he's choosing to fail at this game that is designed to be nearly impossible to do so? after a week of playing his stock is still at 7 cents and still going down? Now i'm not suggesting he play "my way" or "your way" or any other way but his own...however even a half wit knows that when you're fucking up...change your process. I'm sure i will revisit this topic or make a new one should GSA continue to play...but he's been here "almost a week" so i don't have much to work with...however i just noticed codio has asked a question of "why" muahahahahahhhaa

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Going to the Olympics

Please reference http://apps.facebook.com/airline_manager/show_post.php?topicid=12876
should you have no idea where the following is based.


Many times I've said out loud "what the fuck?" with the utmost sincerity while reading various board topics. While I honestly believed I knew the true meaning of that question...this fucktard comes along and redefines stupid. There are many levels of stupid...the deepest most pure level being "incoherently stupid" meaning...he has no fucking idea that he is...sad really...if i didn't know any better i would swear this fucker is giving his best efforts at being so. Every explanation and answer I offer is completely and totally reversed to the opposite. He claims i was given something in addition...my continued and constant response is...i was returned what was mine.

Anyway, what I fail to understand is his incessant use of single letters as words mainly the letter "y" but that pales in comparison to his passionate misunderstanding of the entire situation for which he's so convinced he's correct about...while it's obvious he can read...it's equally obvious that he lacks the ability to fully understand what he's read. Should he be held responsible for his words even though he has no idea how to use them? I think so...I mean words are weapons...and so far the only reason he's "escaped the tray" is because he wouldn't know what hit him...literally he wouldn't grasp the concept of a "verbal rape" which would mean it's a nearly complete waste...but who knows he could just be playing dumb...i mean greeks are supposed to be smart...they invented arithmetic...but i guess not every greek is a genius...perhaps he's the exception.

more to come i still need to find the posts from Qatar skyways or whomever the fuck that guy is that has a "gibby fetish"

Friday, December 17, 2010

My Comment Continued

For you kids just tuning in that have no idea what i'm talking about...or will be talking about rather...here's the link

http://apps.facebook.com/airline_manager/show_post.php?topicid=12764


Roela, I'd ask what's wrong with you...but I'm quite confident that the doctors have yet to diagnose. I'm sure it's nothing serious, otherwise you woudn't be allowed on the internet...not that you should be...just that it's quite apparent that no one is stopping you.

From the progress of your game i'd say you've got a lot to learn...or just need more time to play...it's pathetic and just plain pitiful

511 a380s
5 Concordes
27 Tu-144s

and a stock value of $1,936.23?
Are you doing your best? If you've got any investors are you doing them proud? There are dozens of airlines with less aircraft and a higher stock value...and yet here you are flaunting not even a modicum of advice that is nothing more than a date and price for fuel...which in the grand scheme (not even the grand scheme any ole scheme will do) of things has a value of absolute zero...if a player happens to be around during that 200 dollar price time...great they've saved half of what they would have should they be around when it's 400...please note that should you not have a strong grasp of comprehension...the key to the two statements i just made are...the players must be online...if this was your greatest attempt at contributing any assistance at all to anyone that plays this game...you've failed...you have failed in the most pitiful of ways.
Tell me...when you "discovered" this information did you prance around the room? You were filled with such pride and glee that you felt the immediate need to publish your findings in the hopes of capturing all the fame and attention you've been denied up to this point in your miserable existence. 

Oh yeah...you made a half ass rambling about my job or needing to get back to it...something about gate guarding or concierge or something...must have gotten lost in translation...i'm sure in your native language what you said was quite profound and meaningful...perhaps even eloquent and effective...however i must inform you...it wasn't. My profession is of little concern of yours however...many know that i'm afforded the ability to frequently check in on the forums throughout the day...4 days a week...many if not all of the regulars have noticed that saturday sunday and monday...i'm not around...why? because when i'm not at work i'm enjoying my time away...and having a 3 day weekend every weekend is quite nice...so during those days please feel free to make use of your pre paid internet time and continue making lewd comments and posing as an arbiter of game knowledge...people need to laugh...think of it as a way of being useful...we need to laugh at someone's expense and currently at this moment...it's yours

Thursday, December 16, 2010

5 Minutes of Fame

No...I didn't forget the "1" this punk kid isn't getting 15 minutes...he's lucky to get 5. Ryan owes me, I'm promoting him right now.

Oh who's Ryan you ask?
http://apps.facebook.com/airline_manager/users.php?uID=553053108

This dirty douche 19 year old that for whatever reason decided to go "full retard" and pick a name for his airline that most find offensive...personally I refuse to give him the satisfaction of being offended...obviously that was his motivation and point of choosing such a name. Just another "attention whore" that will do apparently anything to get a "second look" or elicit comments from others to incite some type of confrontation. What a stupid fuck...no seriously a STUPID fuck he must be...him and his only friend probably stumbled onto this game while surfing facebook...on the same computer (if you can pretend that Beavis and Butthead were Canadian huddled around a monitor snorting and snickering at various things you get the idea) so butthead says to ryan "heh hey ryan i found this game heh heh you get to control an airline...let's play and name ourselves after a famous German...that would be funny" While a few details may be omitted from my story...I'm quite positive that it's accurate.

Anyway as to my response to his "dump and run" style of thread authoring
http://apps.facebook.com/airline_manager/show_post.php?topicid=12741 (just in case you forgot or still have no idea what the fuck i'm talking about)

your opening statement shows just how dense you are. Even if you were paying only 6k a day...no it isn't "proper" to pay such a number...but your dumbass chose to keep blindly clicking that "raise" button...what a fucking moron...you've got 425 a380s which is proof to anyone starting out that a purebread idiot can succeed in this game. I'd ask if you ever stop to think about the consequences of using that button but it's quite clear that you have zero skills in the power of deduction. I was wondering if you have equal difficulty tying your fucking shoes...but i presume you're still rocking those velcro kicks.

Curious though, you've yet to return to your "forum vomit"  to witness an entire thread discussing your name and not your question/observation. Is the feedback you're receiving not how you'd envisioned? were you expecting an overwhelming amount of agreement and support in the matter of your daily wage expenses? Considering the generation of which you're apart...i wouldn't doubt it...i'd go so far as to believe you were looking for comfort and praise for having done "such a good job" and were prepared to be showered with excuses and comments about how "it isn't your fault" and no matter what "you're a special boy" Grow the fuck up you jackwagon...no one gives a flying fuck about how much you're paying FAKE EMPLOYEES...no one...and honestly not even you...you were just bored some 20 hours ago and needed to whine and bitch about something...it's pathetic that was your only gripe. That name you've got...keep it...but if for whatever reason you're asked to change it...pick something that reflects who and what you are..."canadian cunt airlines" that about sums it up

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Communication Information Clarification

As many of you---wait if you're reading this and you've read anything here before in the past couple of weeks then ALL of you know...and not just many of you...anyway as you know (hah i could have just said that couldn't i?) my current game has issues (a subscription of them so it seems) and while the status hasn't changed/improved/worsened I am finally certain that the developer knows what's going on...officially. Of which i feel it only fair that now having talked at length with him i need to point out that my opinion of him "not caring" about the issues in the game was not a fair assessment of the situation...and while i may have felt that way before...after having the conversation end on a "good note" i know that isn't the case. I've been assured that my game will be "looked into" and "resolved" in what way i have no idea...but i'm sure something will come of it. That's all for now...it seems there's some reading to do on the forum...which i'm sure will spawn a second post for the day.

Monday, December 13, 2010

On Strike

Well it's late...or early whatever it's fucking 1am

Let's get something out of the way...i'm no longer the moderator for the boards...i had a choice...i can be "me" or i can be a moderator...modding wasn't ever any fun...being a "finger shaker" is what the dev wants...oh wait for those that don't know what that is it's when you shake your finger pointing at someone while saying "no no no" what i mean is...it's pointless...besides i've said it before why the fuck do i want people to stop...if they do i've got nothing to say...and you know me i've always got something to say...and if i don't i blabber on until i think of something...like now...not actually i'm actually giddy with words. so i'll get to it.

TWO WEEKS! ok maybe it hasn't been two full weeks since i've had aircraft flying...but it "feels" like it has been...and it's something that i accept...and if it's fixed i haven't heard no calls no emails no messages nothing...ah well fuck it...even if it is fixed i wont play and i'm certainly not going to pay...fuck it fuck the game fuck the dev fuck the beta fuck cargo...but not the forum...that's the only thing that has always been glitch free...the only actual source of fun. So that's my point...my game is on strike but it's open season in the forum.

See i've read the thread from Rawling on the private contest...and frankly it seems like an awesome idea...one that i'd be onboard for if i gave shit...about the game. But i've run this race twice...the second time was better than the first...but a third...under the current conditions...with unexplainable glitching and incessant bitching? nah i'm good in "all ahead stop" mode. besides did you see my badge page? do i really want to do THAT again? no...and if i did restart i'd have to do it again...and i honestly don't want to.

This was going to go on the forum...but the game is down for maintenance (read as more shit breaking) so i'm putting it here...i can see this getting a lot more postings a lot more frequently...in the coming days/weeks i plan to discuss a few things about the game's workings...and that guide i'm working on...yeah it's going here not the boards.

oh and for those that posted about my game situation...thank you for the concern but it's just a fucking game...one i'm proving to be doing just fine without :P

Thursday, December 9, 2010

In Summary: WHAT THE FUCK!

Yeah I've been quite quiet...I could use the legitimate excuse of work...and most anyone would understand but that isn't the case...well it is but I have always made time for this game and the people in it. I could talk about all the hard work that's being put in to the continuation of this game...and I could be right about it...but to say that would be a complete and total assumption. For the past 2 weeks I have no idea what the hell is going on...only that whatever is or isn't has completely and totally fucked my "hard work" up...what do i mean you ask? Oh well I'll be happy to share since I'm so done with this cloak and dagger bullshit of what can and can't be shared and what will and won't be fixed.

Just over 2 weeks ago in the name of "troubleshooting" I sold my parked aircraft all 2000 concordes and 220 Tu Concorde clones...along with the extra 188 a380s. Taking my fleet down to 503 aircraft 501 flying a380s one a318 and one 737bbj. All went as planned the staff were reduced by the correct amount I received the exact amount of money due...all was awesome and good in the world.
Phase 2 Fire all excess staff and sell all 501 a380s...as some of you know you can't fire all of your staff because of 1 of 2 reasons 1: your remaining staff will strike before you reach zero preventing you from doing so...or that bug that just says "fuck you no you can't fire anymore" ok it doesn't actually say that but you know what i'm talking about...and if you don't take my word for it.
Phase 3 rebuy aircraft...and this is where the proverbial shit hits the fan...please note before i started to repurchase I had 1.6trillion in the bank waiting to be spent...I buy 10 a380s and then i buy 10 more 10 more 10 more...and so on until i'd purchased 100...the money displayed was dropping by the correct amounts my staff was rising by the correct amounts...all was good right?...(this is where you nod and say "yep") forgetting what number i was on i click my fleet page...and there they are 100 a380s and 1 each of the previously listed. finding my number i return to buy 401 more...doing so I go to set my routes...what's this i need to buy a plane first?...i have 503 total aircraft each one with a fully trained crew that is paid by the day to sit there...i have aircraft...plenty of aircraft...

Alas the game refused to agree...so what do i do...wait and see if it changes after maintenance? sell them all off and try it again?...nah i'll wait it's a maint issue it will get worked out...i mean this was all to find a bug right? guess i found one right?...so maintenance comes and goes...i get to work...do some shit and say hey let's go set some routes and make some money....i log into the game...read my mail (thank you again to my understanding investors that had no issue with going from a 16k stock value to a 9k stock value) and then check my fleet...fleet "2" routes "0" wait what the hell? 2 i just bought 501 a380s yesterday...my account reflects that...so i said fuck it...i'll just go buy 100 more and take it up with the dev later...i buy 100 a380s check my fleet page...no new aircraft still just the same 2..."oh well this is just some perfect bullshit" i say to myself...actually it was outloud thankfully i'm always saying that so no one decided to ask what the issue was...i don't need to explain that i'd wasted billions on planes that don't exist.

So i put all of this in an email and send it off...keeping my personal opinion and view out of it (yeah i'm just that fucking capable) and i wait...and wait...and wait. nothing no fix no resolution...nothing changes...well the next day i catch dev online and bend his ear about it...then we get to talking about the other bugs and issues...and how basically whatever glitches are left will have to work themselves out...i said "hmmm while i can appreciate and understand that stance...i have a small issue regarding my game...in summary i'm not able to play" and that was all that was said.

So as of now I don't play AIRLINE manager I play just "manager" I have 1100ish employees most of which are on strike I still have 750ish billion in cash (mostly small bills 5's and 20's) that I and my employees roll around in...I have 2 aircraft that I drag race on weekends....so far the a318 is winning in the quarter mile. Testing for cargo is over...or at least for me it's been taken down off the beta server...so either that means it's complete or it's been pushed back again...just felt like i needed to vent and after all this is the fucking place i created to do so...only this time i'm not ripping on other players but the game itself...oh and if you are looking for me...i'm ruling the trivia room.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Dropping Like Flies

I've noticed on the forums a few people...no...i'll rephrase QUITE a few people have given their "resignation". I can't blame them...but no...I'm not one of them either. I haven't quit. I've been quite occupied with other aspects of the game that the "free time" I usually have reserved for "play time" has been redirected to more "useful" though "less fun" activities. I have noticed an "uptick" in new players but I don't know that I've seen an "uptick" in board activity...rest assured when cargo is released there will be much to discuss.

Oh and GIGA if you read this...flaming threads with repeated posts of "hearing aide anyone" isn't even close to being entertaining any moronic monkey can click a mouse button in the same place over and over again...you're proof of that.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

International Man of Stupidity

Of all the people that have expressed their dislike for me...EK is the most recent...unless he's done it before...of which I would have to say it wasn't memorable...so this is either his first time...or the first time I noticed.

Labeling me a cheater...well that is certainly one way to garnish some attention. If that's your label of choice...I've got one for you...starts with an "L" and ends in an "R" and no it isn't "Loser" though from your actions and statements I'm sure that one could apply equally as well...no-no...the word I'm referencing is "Liar" My account with the game falls under more scrutiny than any other. So if I'm a cheater...you're a cheater too..and don't you dare say it isn't true...well you can...but you'd have to prove it...on second thought allegations seem to be enough proof according to you. What's the matter EK why don't you like me? You want to "throw dirt on my name" why because it's easy? Is it fun for you? good...it's fun for me too...it allows me to take your bullshit...spin it...and use it to my advantage. I seem to be your target...you've only got one shot...you took it...you missed...and now I get to add your name to the list...those who have come before you...you're all equally special...but you won't be the last to take "cheap shots" at my ass...are you just bored or stupid? Well c'mon bitch you've got my attention...don't grow a set of morals and make an attempt to be the "better man" it doesn't get better it's only getting worse...you've added fuel to the fire. Who you think you are means nothing...are you looking for fame? can you taste it? it's just a game...you've taken it way too serious. So in light of all of this I have a question...it's something I just don't understand...why are you being so mean? I mean attempt...you attempt to be a really mean mean man...is it jealousy...envy...? are you just so jealous of me? am I what you want to be? I don't see why...you appear capable...not like i do anything so special or unique that anyone else couldn't do...yes even you...but why won't you admit it...you just look like an idiot when you try to say mean things about me. The way you act YOU'RE the liar if you say you don't wanna be just like me...imitation is the highest form of flattery...i tend to disagree...the best kind of flattery comes from someone on both knees...but you're done you can get up...there may be some things you're good at...but i highly doubt that's one of them...

speaking of "them" you've got a lot more in common with "them" perhaps you should remain on their side of things...do things their way...and follow their advice...abstain from postings to which you don't agree...you only make it worse for yourself and better for me...and while i have enjoyed our time together i don't think you've "got the grapes" to maintain and remain...you see this is fun for me...and unless you're of the same mind (which i'm sure you wouldn't admit) it isn't fun for you...it could possibly even be a gut wrenching experience...I hope not...since you mentioned this blog...you must have visited it...and if so...I do sincerely wish you to respond...here or elsewhere..so this is my message I'm sending you...I hope you get it...and give it back to me as good or even better then I've done so far...I'm patiently waiting for the day that someone will.

52 lines...how's that for standards. (if it's more or less adjust your resolution)

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Putting the Lazy on Blast

Who are you exactly? The nameless faceless useless free loading players? The ones who have less than 5 flights been playing less than 5 nights who actually believe they're entitled to the right not only expect complete and total disclosure but to demand it? who the fuck are you? where do you get off? you must be between the ages of 12 and 22...between the heights of 4'1 and 5'2 you may be pissed at me but i'm sure as shit having fun with you. I've noticed that from time to time it's more fun to type in rhyme. I just can't understand what would posses anyone to demand that a player take the time to post the times of when fuel hits 50 and also when it hits 200? This shit has me wondering if you're mentally retarded or just unstable...either way the only remedy that comes to mind is to issue a good ole' fashion passionate ass kicking...and while you probably deserve it physically verbally will have to do...i know i know people say it all the time to me "i'm old" and  "they're new" I couldn't give a fuck less if they're new (and i know i can't give a single fuck less i've got no more to give) but when I  WAS new...there was no such thing as a search function...sticky topics didn't exist there wasn't an evil moderator named jeff vader and the stock price of the top 10 of all time was less than a thousand dollars.

If you need a point for this post...i don't know that i can make it any sharper...fuck you if you're lazy. I'm here to piss you off...and remember it's better to be pissed off than pissed on...and no matter how much a broke ass bitch you are...you can always afford to pay attention. The 2 minutes it takes for you to read a post will save you the 20 minutes it takes for you to wait for someone to answer yours...search around on the walls and on the ground you'd be amazed at what can be found with a few simple keystrokes...so that's it i'm done with the jokes all you lazy folks had better expect a blistering assault before you expect the answer you came for

H.M.I.Y.F.A.I.?

What the fuck? I find myself asking that question more and more each day after perusing the boards. We have people seeking approval from others for having bought "x" amount of a certain type of aircraft, we have people that still refuse to understand the point and purpose of a "sticky topic", we have people wishing themselves "happy birthday" under the disguise of a different name, hell we even have people creating second facebook accounts...to create a second AM account just so they can have me talk to them civil because they fucked up so bad the first time around...alex. I didn't come to the AM forums to make friends...but i think i made one...I didn't come to AM for attention...but i have it...I played AM the first time without the boards...when I restarted...I realized the boards were missing something...most of you know what it is i "brought to the table" what i refer to as my "chainsaw"...and at the height of the chaos...at the peak of the insanity...I of all people was approached to be the first moderator of the boards...though it didn't take effect at that time...I decided that for all of the fun I'd had...and shared with others...that I needed to do something of merit...ok wait...that's a lie...I was just fucking tired of all the fucking questions about what to do and when to do it...how much to buy...and when...and as much as i wanted to scream "buy whatever the fuck you want...as much as you want" I decided you know what...the game doesn't have a guide...and about that time some fucker wrote a stupid guide that only raised more questions...so i went to work...i drafted a guide that anyone could follow, if they didn't have a strategy...they could use mine...which was a culmination of crunching some numbers...and input from the first airline i know of to announce his retirement. So i published that to cull the flow of questions...and for the most part it worked...expect for the lazy fucks that refuse to read anything...or the ones that only know how to write a post...not read one...but I'm rambling so let's get back on track.

But between the birthday wishes and all the hugs and the kisses the boards have slowed...sure a flare up every now and then...makes for fun times...but I'm preparing constantly for when the player base surges again and people come out of their dormant slumbers to awaken to a new AM filled with cargo and 15 pages of aircraft...I'm revising my guide so these fucks have no excuse...no reason not to say "where how when what why" The day i can put down my tray and grab my chainsaw. Players are quitting all the time..and a few of them actually believe the rest of us give a shit...they believe that so deeply they decide to post on the forum...Yukon...no one fucking cares...your stockholders do read their mail if they still play...sell the stock you're holding other people may want it. Recently a player posted a thread titled "rate bfa" whether it was tongue in cheek or a sincere post doesn't matter...that shit's funny...and what makes it better...the responses...i must say Texas Int...has quite a lot to say...talking about me but not to me...i've not ever said one fucking word to your bitch ass and you're going to cry about "equality" and "consistency"  I've been the same way since i stood a foot tall, without a care since my first fucking pubic hair, never ever giving a fuck about what people say about me, in person or online, everything's always "going fine", i don't remember giving a penny for your thoughts...but here's a dime...tell me everything you know...and when you're done i expect a nickel back. You have an issue with someone be direct and come correct, don't get me wrong no disrespect...oh wait a minute what am i saying...yes i do...fuck you and anyone that agrees with you...you and your bullshit drama wanting to talk about the magic carpet ride...that ride is over bitch...and go ahead and pretend you're happy...but don't you EVER change your routes...keep benefiting from what you cry about...keep whining go ahead and pout...what the fuck you want me to do...if it was common knowledge you'd have never had a chance to use it and don't you dare say it isn't true...you play this game every day and every single night and you know i do it too...yeah you're motherfuckin' right. You're with that group that wanted to spread the word of that glitch like it was the saving gospel grace of AM...it isn't it wasn't...so if you're really feeling so guilty about not being allowed to discuss the elite glitch...why not swap out your routes now? oh that's right because you're a fucking hypocrite...because someone told you you wanted to tell the world...funny how anyone who did tell it on the forum was warned...and then banned don't believe me ask giga.


So the question that I'm posing is

How Much In Your Face Am I?

Friday, November 12, 2010

The Flash In The Pan

How bored is the world?

Just last night someone had nothing better to do than to pop into a chat room and start poppin' off...if you can't keep pace in a forum setting what the fuck makes you think you can keep up in real time? You and your five best friends don't make a "half-wit" but yet your masterplan was to take me on by yourself? Now don't misunderstand you and i are equal as man...but honestly you're out of your mind and out of your league if you think for one fucking second that you've got even half a chance at "besting" me. I don't know what you came in to prove but you're lacking evidence and your ability to deliver is sub-par at best. But I've got to give credit where credit is due...sadly all that I owe you is to acknowledge your delusions...so this is as soft as it gets, time to unload and go off this is a blistering assault...I've made my wounds now this is the salt. So since you want it bad enough here it comes. you came practically begging for it so who am I to deny such a request...you wont get my best but it will suffice...you've become part of the sacrifice. Just as I expected, you were set up...check mate motherfucker the game's over I won...but let's be honest, it doesn't take much for me to raise such a stink up...when motherfuckers hate my guts they don't have to say much just get me started and it's like smearing blood stains with a paint brush. Grabbing my tray and i sharpen it: hack at the neck with the thin bit, I can't explain what it is that my brain does but however it works its insane it's just plain nuts. I've got a 1000 points set aside for him if he can "man up" and take me on. I'm patiently waiting for the day I'm anxious...But you're not tough...whatever it is you're "on" you'll need some more...this is me talking motherfucker...what kind of a guy do you take me for? you want to pop in talk shit wake up and make up? sending your apology letter it's too late chump it's time to face up. You've opened up the door you can't close and gone and rattled some shit off...fuck the tray i'm blowing the dust of my chainsaw...so settle in for the surgery you came for.I don't know who he thinks he is but I will redefine him...and if he hangs around long enough he may begin to understand that in the end it's all just for fun and I use this bullshit to my advantage but to teach this fucking bitch a lesson is a bonus and a pleasure. And the next time you're thinking of conversing with me...think of some words other than "fat" "pig" and "gay" I know it may be difficult but at least a few four letter words...I can think of plenty. But your time is up bitch...your game is over...you've run out of quarters and I'm done with you...Banned! I do apologize for those that invested in GIGA...no refunds exchanges or returns

Thursday, November 11, 2010

The Next Vent

Yeah so it's been a few days since I've "vented" I was sitting here thinking of a "point" and...realized there still isn't one.
I was looking for a particular topic/subject/target and came up with nothing...there isn't any news to speak of...well at least none worth speaking of. So I said to myself (yes out loud) "fuck it" Some of the following may seem familiar...some of it may have been touched on before...but I'm just going to "deactivate my mental filter" and let go...you're welcome to stop reading at anytime as of now I've stopped thinking.

Where do these fucks come from? I mean seriously...the boards have been all but silent...yeah a few interesting posts that flare up and die out over the course of a day...though I guess one can't expect any stamina from a 13 year old...how can I possibly expect to make any wine if I have no grapes? But that wasn't where I was going was it...no in fact...I know it wasn't...my original direction was asking where these people come from that analyze a SIMPLE, ELEMENTARY, FACEBOOK GAME scouring the game pages looking for some error...some kind of mistake...so they can post to the masses that they "discovered" something? if it isn't the bitching about incorrect pictures of aircraft...or stats of an aircraft...passenger capacity...dry weight...wet weight (is that even a term...i mean dry i understand but what do you call it when it isn't dry?...moist?) these fuckers want to bitch about the lack of pax points...the lack of money...the growing amounts of time it takes to play this game...so the question to ask is:

How can I swing this, in the English language?
Do I do it in vein, or simply to entertain?
Am I being real or am I being fake?
Am I just a fraud or am I truly genuine?
Or am I caught up in all this drama
Don’t let me insult ya, I’ma tell you once more...again
this is the environment you choose to be in...and it's all for fun
but every now and then, someone comes along that takes it all to heart
 They don't seem to understand that it's been "this way" from the start
And this is just another one of my subliminal ways to piss them off
Their hands go numb, They're stunned they think I'm cold
and i only get colder, which is why I understand it
I can’t be mad at a thirteen year old fan
with a chip on his shoulder
who only plays this game when his grades are "up" and the only way to make new friends
is to try to "pick a fight" with me again
only thing that would make him grin, is to see me frown
We all know he can’t stand me, But he needs to take his medication and sit the fuck down.

That was for you...you know who you are...and don't think for one second i'll call you by name...i won't do any favors for you and promote you...no fucking way