Thursday, November 18, 2010

Putting the Lazy on Blast

Who are you exactly? The nameless faceless useless free loading players? The ones who have less than 5 flights been playing less than 5 nights who actually believe they're entitled to the right not only expect complete and total disclosure but to demand it? who the fuck are you? where do you get off? you must be between the ages of 12 and 22...between the heights of 4'1 and 5'2 you may be pissed at me but i'm sure as shit having fun with you. I've noticed that from time to time it's more fun to type in rhyme. I just can't understand what would posses anyone to demand that a player take the time to post the times of when fuel hits 50 and also when it hits 200? This shit has me wondering if you're mentally retarded or just unstable...either way the only remedy that comes to mind is to issue a good ole' fashion passionate ass kicking...and while you probably deserve it physically verbally will have to do...i know i know people say it all the time to me "i'm old" and  "they're new" I couldn't give a fuck less if they're new (and i know i can't give a single fuck less i've got no more to give) but when I  WAS new...there was no such thing as a search function...sticky topics didn't exist there wasn't an evil moderator named jeff vader and the stock price of the top 10 of all time was less than a thousand dollars.

If you need a point for this post...i don't know that i can make it any sharper...fuck you if you're lazy. I'm here to piss you off...and remember it's better to be pissed off than pissed on...and no matter how much a broke ass bitch you are...you can always afford to pay attention. The 2 minutes it takes for you to read a post will save you the 20 minutes it takes for you to wait for someone to answer yours...search around on the walls and on the ground you'd be amazed at what can be found with a few simple keystrokes...so that's it i'm done with the jokes all you lazy folks had better expect a blistering assault before you expect the answer you came for

H.M.I.Y.F.A.I.?

What the fuck? I find myself asking that question more and more each day after perusing the boards. We have people seeking approval from others for having bought "x" amount of a certain type of aircraft, we have people that still refuse to understand the point and purpose of a "sticky topic", we have people wishing themselves "happy birthday" under the disguise of a different name, hell we even have people creating second facebook accounts...to create a second AM account just so they can have me talk to them civil because they fucked up so bad the first time around...alex. I didn't come to the AM forums to make friends...but i think i made one...I didn't come to AM for attention...but i have it...I played AM the first time without the boards...when I restarted...I realized the boards were missing something...most of you know what it is i "brought to the table" what i refer to as my "chainsaw"...and at the height of the chaos...at the peak of the insanity...I of all people was approached to be the first moderator of the boards...though it didn't take effect at that time...I decided that for all of the fun I'd had...and shared with others...that I needed to do something of merit...ok wait...that's a lie...I was just fucking tired of all the fucking questions about what to do and when to do it...how much to buy...and when...and as much as i wanted to scream "buy whatever the fuck you want...as much as you want" I decided you know what...the game doesn't have a guide...and about that time some fucker wrote a stupid guide that only raised more questions...so i went to work...i drafted a guide that anyone could follow, if they didn't have a strategy...they could use mine...which was a culmination of crunching some numbers...and input from the first airline i know of to announce his retirement. So i published that to cull the flow of questions...and for the most part it worked...expect for the lazy fucks that refuse to read anything...or the ones that only know how to write a post...not read one...but I'm rambling so let's get back on track.

But between the birthday wishes and all the hugs and the kisses the boards have slowed...sure a flare up every now and then...makes for fun times...but I'm preparing constantly for when the player base surges again and people come out of their dormant slumbers to awaken to a new AM filled with cargo and 15 pages of aircraft...I'm revising my guide so these fucks have no excuse...no reason not to say "where how when what why" The day i can put down my tray and grab my chainsaw. Players are quitting all the time..and a few of them actually believe the rest of us give a shit...they believe that so deeply they decide to post on the forum...Yukon...no one fucking cares...your stockholders do read their mail if they still play...sell the stock you're holding other people may want it. Recently a player posted a thread titled "rate bfa" whether it was tongue in cheek or a sincere post doesn't matter...that shit's funny...and what makes it better...the responses...i must say Texas Int...has quite a lot to say...talking about me but not to me...i've not ever said one fucking word to your bitch ass and you're going to cry about "equality" and "consistency"  I've been the same way since i stood a foot tall, without a care since my first fucking pubic hair, never ever giving a fuck about what people say about me, in person or online, everything's always "going fine", i don't remember giving a penny for your thoughts...but here's a dime...tell me everything you know...and when you're done i expect a nickel back. You have an issue with someone be direct and come correct, don't get me wrong no disrespect...oh wait a minute what am i saying...yes i do...fuck you and anyone that agrees with you...you and your bullshit drama wanting to talk about the magic carpet ride...that ride is over bitch...and go ahead and pretend you're happy...but don't you EVER change your routes...keep benefiting from what you cry about...keep whining go ahead and pout...what the fuck you want me to do...if it was common knowledge you'd have never had a chance to use it and don't you dare say it isn't true...you play this game every day and every single night and you know i do it too...yeah you're motherfuckin' right. You're with that group that wanted to spread the word of that glitch like it was the saving gospel grace of AM...it isn't it wasn't...so if you're really feeling so guilty about not being allowed to discuss the elite glitch...why not swap out your routes now? oh that's right because you're a fucking hypocrite...because someone told you you wanted to tell the world...funny how anyone who did tell it on the forum was warned...and then banned don't believe me ask giga.


So the question that I'm posing is

How Much In Your Face Am I?