Friday, November 12, 2010

The Flash In The Pan

How bored is the world?

Just last night someone had nothing better to do than to pop into a chat room and start poppin' off...if you can't keep pace in a forum setting what the fuck makes you think you can keep up in real time? You and your five best friends don't make a "half-wit" but yet your masterplan was to take me on by yourself? Now don't misunderstand you and i are equal as man...but honestly you're out of your mind and out of your league if you think for one fucking second that you've got even half a chance at "besting" me. I don't know what you came in to prove but you're lacking evidence and your ability to deliver is sub-par at best. But I've got to give credit where credit is due...sadly all that I owe you is to acknowledge your delusions...so this is as soft as it gets, time to unload and go off this is a blistering assault...I've made my wounds now this is the salt. So since you want it bad enough here it comes. you came practically begging for it so who am I to deny such a request...you wont get my best but it will suffice...you've become part of the sacrifice. Just as I expected, you were set up...check mate motherfucker the game's over I won...but let's be honest, it doesn't take much for me to raise such a stink up...when motherfuckers hate my guts they don't have to say much just get me started and it's like smearing blood stains with a paint brush. Grabbing my tray and i sharpen it: hack at the neck with the thin bit, I can't explain what it is that my brain does but however it works its insane it's just plain nuts. I've got a 1000 points set aside for him if he can "man up" and take me on. I'm patiently waiting for the day I'm anxious...But you're not tough...whatever it is you're "on" you'll need some more...this is me talking motherfucker...what kind of a guy do you take me for? you want to pop in talk shit wake up and make up? sending your apology letter it's too late chump it's time to face up. You've opened up the door you can't close and gone and rattled some shit off...fuck the tray i'm blowing the dust of my chainsaw...so settle in for the surgery you came for.I don't know who he thinks he is but I will redefine him...and if he hangs around long enough he may begin to understand that in the end it's all just for fun and I use this bullshit to my advantage but to teach this fucking bitch a lesson is a bonus and a pleasure. And the next time you're thinking of conversing with me...think of some words other than "fat" "pig" and "gay" I know it may be difficult but at least a few four letter words...I can think of plenty. But your time is up bitch...your game is over...you've run out of quarters and I'm done with you...Banned! I do apologize for those that invested in GIGA...no refunds exchanges or returns

Thursday, November 11, 2010

The Next Vent

Yeah so it's been a few days since I've "vented" I was sitting here thinking of a "point" and...realized there still isn't one.
I was looking for a particular topic/subject/target and came up with nothing...there isn't any news to speak of...well at least none worth speaking of. So I said to myself (yes out loud) "fuck it" Some of the following may seem familiar...some of it may have been touched on before...but I'm just going to "deactivate my mental filter" and let go...you're welcome to stop reading at anytime as of now I've stopped thinking.

Where do these fucks come from? I mean seriously...the boards have been all but silent...yeah a few interesting posts that flare up and die out over the course of a day...though I guess one can't expect any stamina from a 13 year old...how can I possibly expect to make any wine if I have no grapes? But that wasn't where I was going was it...no in fact...I know it wasn't...my original direction was asking where these people come from that analyze a SIMPLE, ELEMENTARY, FACEBOOK GAME scouring the game pages looking for some error...some kind of mistake...so they can post to the masses that they "discovered" something? if it isn't the bitching about incorrect pictures of aircraft...or stats of an aircraft...passenger capacity...dry weight...wet weight (is that even a term...i mean dry i understand but what do you call it when it isn't dry?...moist?) these fuckers want to bitch about the lack of pax points...the lack of money...the growing amounts of time it takes to play this game...so the question to ask is:

How can I swing this, in the English language?
Do I do it in vein, or simply to entertain?
Am I being real or am I being fake?
Am I just a fraud or am I truly genuine?
Or am I caught up in all this drama
Don’t let me insult ya, I’ma tell you once more...again
this is the environment you choose to be in...and it's all for fun
but every now and then, someone comes along that takes it all to heart
 They don't seem to understand that it's been "this way" from the start
And this is just another one of my subliminal ways to piss them off
Their hands go numb, They're stunned they think I'm cold
and i only get colder, which is why I understand it
I can’t be mad at a thirteen year old fan
with a chip on his shoulder
who only plays this game when his grades are "up" and the only way to make new friends
is to try to "pick a fight" with me again
only thing that would make him grin, is to see me frown
We all know he can’t stand me, But he needs to take his medication and sit the fuck down.

That was for you...you know who you are...and don't think for one second i'll call you by name...i won't do any favors for you and promote you...no fucking way

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

A look At Things To Come (VERY SOON)

Incident Report
Date: 1970-01-01 01:00:00
Investigated by: FAA
Engine stall
The incident occurred 1970-01-01 01:00:00 at flight phase 4 (descend and arrival)

During throttle retard 1 engine suffered a severe stall causing the 2nd stage turbine disk to break loose and destroy the fan-casing. The turbine disk also caused severe damage to the pylon.
At this point the engine caught fire, and the captain pulled the fire handle, as described in the emergency checklist. Thought the fire handle was pulled, the engine fire did not go out. The captain shot fire bottle no 1, causing the fire to go out.
As described in the emergency checklist, the captain aborted the landing to do a go-around. The landing occurred without any incidents.

FAA performed the investigation of the engine, and could determine that the 2nd stage turbine disk had suffered severe corrosion. Furthermore the investigation showed that the cowl doors was not properly closed, which gave the 2nd stage turbine disk, access to hit the pylon.

The maintenance organization was informed about this situation, and asked to document all maintenance performed on the engine.

Further investigation showed that the maintenance organization did meet the requirements regarding boroscope inspections on the turbine, and that the cowl doors were closed by authorized personal. The investigation also showed that the turbine disk break-off was so severe that the cowl doors were blasted open.

It is the decision of FAA that guilt could not be placed at any party.
The engine manufacturer was informed about the report, and immediately issued an AD note, requiring all owners of the ac type to perform detailed boroscope inspections of the engines.
The issues was so severe that the AD-Note was required before any further flight was commenced, causing all A/C to be grounded until the inspections was performed.

The airline having the incident was not fined due to this error, as the investigation showed that the incident was caused by poor maintenance program by the engine manufacturer.
Affected A/C: A380-800
Estimated price per A/C: $ 42,000
Amount of A/C in fleet: 533
Total price: $ 22,386,000

to this



Affected A/C: A380-800
Estimated price per A/C: $ 1,218,000
Amount of A/C in fleet: 533
Total price: $ 649,194,000


All your A380-800 are grounded and will need inspections untill they can fly again.

Pax Points

"Why am I not getting any pax points? I have 1 plane on 1 route sold 1 meal and have been playing for 5 fucking minutes and I haven't gotten any pax points? WHY WHY WHY?"

Are you tired of reading questions like the one above? Me too...I can't fucking stand these idiots who believe the point of this game is to play for pax points...It is NOT an indication of your score in the game...you don't PLAY for pax points you PAY for them...that is the purpose...and that is the POINT...if you just happen to receive a few...well done...you're playing "better than average" and receiving a few at no cost is a "token" gift to reflect your dedication and focus to the particulars (morale reputation being a couple of those) This game is designed to offer no actual challenge...in fact the only challenge is deciding how to play...the rewards that are redeemed with pax points (read as "paid for") are to augment and enhance your gameplay...meaning they are superfluous...extra...unnecessary. So get it through your fucking head...you're not supposed to get hundreds of pax points a day...or even hundreds of pax points a week...hell you aren't even supposed to average hundreds a month.

However, we could suggest to the development team to make this a paid for game...charging every player that wants to play 5 dollars...only on the understanding that we would receive no less than 1000 pax points a day...actually now that i think about it...how many whiny bitches would that eliminate if we were to "pay to play"...hmmm on second thought, doing that would take all the fun out of it...maybe we should just suspend the pax point service...I mean once you get the biz jet...and i guess the extra routes what do you need em for? i've got over 8 thousand points and have yet to understand the long term purpose of them.